YEY, A LITERAL BLOWOUT SALE!!!

"Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man" (jordaneer1) 02/10/2015 at 12:02 • Filed to: None

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I drive a 2000 mercury Mountaineer, and I will need tires eventually, so I was looking at getting some, and it looks Firestone Tires are having a BLOWOUT SALE!!! YIIIIIIIIIIIISH!!!

Pun is definitely intended.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 02/10/2015 at 12:03

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BLOWOUT SALE LOL

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > OPPOsaurus WRX 02/10/2015 at 12:05

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Sidebar is highly appropriate,

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 02/10/2015 at 12:13

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You think DERP is funny?

How about an article about poor internet trolling and another about changing blinker fluid.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 02/10/2015 at 12:16

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no seriously I can't, those don't really seem like funny posts to me, and I wrote them

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 02/10/2015 at 12:17

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Well, I just thought it was funny that my screen was entirely full of troll.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 02/10/2015 at 12:32

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I see, the internet trolling was some burner on the FP on dougs article last week, and was a bit of an asshole

Textured Soy Protein > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 02/10/2015 at 12:35

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That's a pretty solid price.

Normally a Firestone store is not the cheapest place to get Firestone tires. It's cheaper to buy from TireBuyer.com where they give you free shipping and $20 off a set if you ship to an authorized installer, which is often a Firestone store.

So for example TireBuyer has the Destination LE2 in 235/75-15 for $103.99 each. After the $20 discount that's $98.99 each. But with that Firestone 25% off, it's $94.49 a tire.

Hey now hey now hey now come on down to CRAZY EDDIE'S FIRESTONE BLOWOUT SALE.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 02/10/2015 at 13:44

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Trolls will be trolls

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Textured Soy Protein 02/10/2015 at 14:06

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I said a literal blowout sale because in the early 2000's when my mountaineer was make (well 1999 I guess was when it was built because its a 2000 model year). tons of firestone tires on ford explorers and mercury mountaineers were suffering blowouts.

Textured Soy Protein > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 02/10/2015 at 14:25

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Yes I know.

Party-vi > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 02/10/2015 at 16:58

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Dammit Janet! Firestone did not cause the issue it was Ford's shitty engineers and beancounters that decided lower tires pressures could counteract the Explorer's tendency to roll over in a crash instead of spending time redesigning the Explorer's suspension and track width. Unfortunately with lower tires pressures came more sidewall flex and fatigue and BOOM tire blowouts. Vehicles equipped with the Firestone tires at proper inflation pressures had no blowout issues.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Party-vi 02/10/2015 at 17:13

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Y U TAKING AWAY MY FREEDOM TO GO AROUND CORNERS AT HIGH SPEEDS!!!

Party-vi > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 02/10/2015 at 17:15

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BECAUSE YOU DRIVE A MOUNTAINEER

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > Party-vi 02/10/2015 at 17:26

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I will autocross it, laws of physics be damned

no, I probably won't, if i do start autocrossing, it will be will a vehicle with a lower center of gravity.